10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician