10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine