10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker is for loners.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]