10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus