10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.