10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.