10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT