10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.