10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer