10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• im going to 2 out you to death
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester