10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)