10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.