10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!