10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Welcome to kicker school