10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is for loners.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"