10 Random Poker Quotes

Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
"Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.