10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright