10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth