10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"