10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear