10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"