10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves