10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"