10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.