10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike