10 Random Poker Quotes

I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi