10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown