10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword