10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "No river, no fish."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters