10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"