10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.