10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers