10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.