10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT