10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "No river, no fish."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.