10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- It's Free To Fold...
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...