10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is for loners.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.