10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.