10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"