10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "No river, no fish."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."