10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "No river, no fish."