10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine