10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth