10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "No river, no fish."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson