10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?