10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!