10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword