10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.