10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.