10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.